I recently got over a case of the boo, more commonly refereed to as the flu. Since the word flu isn't nearly negative enough, boo has been found to be an excellent substitute. Not only is boo more scary, but it is an excellent word to show contempt and disapproval. Since the boo is also constantly "going around"... that makes it sound sleazy... here are a couple tips for surviving it.
1. stay in bed
2.have lots of dvds handy
3.ignore your phone
4. except to call your mother
5. if necessary, see a doctor
6. take LOTS of baths. even though you're still contaminated this will make you feel it a little bit less
7. have great roommates
8. drink lots of water
9. DO NOT drink diet soda, it has aspartame... which severely upsets an already upset empty stomach
10. it's okay to moan in pain
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